A list of geek jokes

Posted by Barbu Bujor on October 3, 2016

Q: Why this bad attitude today?
A: My attitude isn’t bad. It’s in beta.

Q: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
A: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Fire Instructions

RoR

Struggle

vim

Backend

backend

Sign that maked you think

enc

Address

enc

Languages

lang

A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!" and meet up his friend Baz
A novice was trying to fix a broken Lisp machine by turning the power off and on.
Knight, seeing what the student was doing, spoke sternly: "You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding of what is going wrong."
Knight turned the machine off and on.
The machine worked.
["hip","hip"]
(hip hip array!)



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